Thursday, December 3, 2009

Stoney Curtis inducted to Hall of Fame and his Studio Lethal Hardcore Receives 9 AVN Noms

A chance meeting with Peter North in 1991 lead to Stoney's prosperous Adult Entertainment career, the youngest of eleven children from a working class Chicago family, Stoney moved to California after completing college to work as an engineer. As Peter and Stoney's friendship grew, he saw Stoney's love for the business, as well as his extensive camera skills from shooting music videos. Stoney entered the business with his first video for Russ Hampshire at VCA in 1993, "Secret of Her Suckcess" under the alias Bryan "Cheeks" Williams. Shortly thereafter he began shooting gonzo style for Pleasure Productions, Metro and Elegant Angel.

In 1998, he changed his name to Stoney Curtis and started his own company, Celestial productions, with a line called "Hot Bods and Tailpipes" through Seymore Butts distribution. It was a huge success and from 2000 on he started to distribute his own product and created memorable lines such as "Fast times at Deep Crack High" and "Beverly Hills 9021-HO"
In 2004 he started his flagship company Lethal Hardcore video which releases 4 high quality hand crafted DVDs per month. In total he has shot and produced about 550 adult videos over a 17 year career. AVN has recently announced Stoney's induction to the Hall of Fame and has nominated Lethal Hardcore for the following AVN awards:

Best Big Bust Series
Big Bodacious Knockers, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Best Big Butt Release
Big Oiled Up Asses 2, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Best Internal Release
Cream Filled Holes 5, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Best MILF Release
Your Mom Tossed My Salad, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Best Oral-Themed Release
Gloryhole Confessions, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Best POV Series
Teenage Pink POV, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Best Squirt Series
Real Squirters 6, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Clever Title of the Year
Your Mom Tossed My Salad
Cash For Chunkers

"It is incredibly humbling to receive this high honor" stated Curtis, "I never would have dreamed that my name would be listed in the hall of fame alongside distinguished industry heavyweights such as John Stagliano, Peter North and Ron Jeremy when I entered this business, I feel truly blessed." When asked about his company's award nominations Stoney expressed gratitude towards his staff, "I would like to personally thank my team for their hard work, dedication and talent without my Director/Production Manager Chucky Sleaze, my Business Affairs Manager Dan E. Deal, My Editor Chris or my Office Assistant David I wouldn't be able to consistently put out high quality smut that our fans have come to expect."

The entire Lethal Hardcore/Celestial DVD Library is available online at www.lethalhardcore.com. Webmasters interested in promoting the company megasite can sign-up through Pimproll.com

For international and domestic DVD sales inquiries, please contact Robert Plarski at Pulse Distribution via email at rplarski@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435.1605. For licensing inquiries, please contact Amy Lew at Pulse Distribution via email at alew@pulsedistribution.com or phone 818.435 1611.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

OBAMA ANNOUNCES NEW WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM IN CONJUNCTION WITH LETHAL HARDCORE

The hugely successful “Cash for Clunkers” program has been discontinued after receiving $3 Billion in government funding and successfully taking 450,000 gas guzzlers off of America’s highways. The president has announced a new plan to combat our nation’s growing obesity problem as part of his comprehensive health care reform plan.

Cash for Chunkers provides monetary incentives to good looking plus size ladies to help get their weight under control through aerobics and cardiovascular sexercise with some of the biggest cocks in the adult entertainment business today.

Obama was so impressed with the physical training program that Lethal Hardcore’s owner and fitness guru Stoney Curtis implemented on the Big Titty Workout and Cameltoe Workout series’ that he issued the studio a $2 million faux grant to get the project under way. “I have to admit I was a little nervous when the Secret Service showed up at my filming location” said Curtis, “But, I sucked it up and invited them in, after they performed a quick security check, President Barrack Obama and I sat down and he told me that heading up the Cash for Chunkers program was my patriotic duty!”

Cash for Chunkers will be available in stores on 10/13/2009. This XXX Parody features: Tiffany Blake, Sierra Skye, Kelly Shibari, Buxom Bella, Hillary Hooterz, Christian XXX, Talon, Steven French and Guy Di Silva as Barrack Obama.

To order contact Robert Plarski at Pulse distribution by email: robert@pulsedistribution.com or phone (818) 435-1605

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